"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit." -Justin's Dad
I don't do the whole Twitter thing, but I have stumbled across this guy Justin that has an account called Shit My Dad Says. It's hilarious! I would be terrified of this guy if any of his comments were directed at me, but would love to just sit in a corner for a day & soak in all of his 'words of wisdom'. If you want more click here. I actually read these once a week to the girls in the office....slightly inappropriate at times, but we always get a good laugh!